Deep Thoughts

  Something's wrong here... Tonight we dump the corpse of another one year old child into the secluded quarry of eternity. I'm ...

Fall is here, hear the yell, as TV quality goes straight to hell. Yes, children, summer is over, and since the weather outside is suboptimal...

When you look at celebrity deaths from a large scale perspective, you realize how meaningless their lives really were: What did Kurt Cob...

Well hello again my troubled little children. Sorry to leave such a gap between postings, but like most adults, I find myself struggling to ...

  Today may be my least favorite day of the year. St. Patrick's day, for the uninitiated or inebriated, was originally a celebration...

Does anyone else remember the night Barack Obama got elected in 2008? I do. I remember watching it on a little TV I used to keep by my bed...

Thanksgiving to me means getting up at nine in the morning, chugging black coffee mixed with Kahlua, and watching perhaps the greatest annua...