Thanks for helping me spread my message! Keep up the good work.
Love (not really, because feelings are gay), Darsh
P.S. Okay, we really need to talk about the idiots you allow on your otherwise fine social networking site. I've noticed these people share more than a few common traits, so a screening program should be easily designed. These traits are:
-vaginas
-problems
-ugly fucking kids
None of these three is appropriate for posting on FaceBook. I know, vaginas sounds actually pretty nice, but dude, have you seen Facebook whores? Looked 'em right in the whispering eye, I did. They make Madonna look like Laura Bush.
The worst of these offenses would be those horrible, horrible pictures of kids that get posted every freakin' half hour, usually from some dipshit's cell phone. Okay, we get it; you've ruined your life. Was letting the gigolo your sorority sister's bought you go without a condom really worth it? Congratulations, your son is black. Have fun explaining that to Grandma.
I mean, it's bad enough that you sluts keep shoving these obese blobs of drooling and shitting flesh into our faces, but could you at least blur out the ugly ones? God forbid I ever curse my future wife, The Chick From Juno, with the horrible junk-stretching burden of childbirth, but if my kids were as ugly as yours, I'd have the decency to put them to sleep. Get a dog instead; dogs are great, and won't turn your wife's crotch into a cross between Ground Zero and scrambled eggs.
P.P.S. Could I have the phone numbers of a few FaceBook whores? I need a prom date. Thanks :)
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