quickie: facebook

Dearest worshippers,

A lot of you have been riding my ass since day one to open up a FaceBook, or MySpace, or Twitter, or whatever the hell the kids are doing between bouts of sex and cocaine these days. In any case, your dreams have been answered. Ladies and gentlemen... well, okay, just gentlemen, I now have a social networking site profile.

It took a long time for me to come to my decision about which site would host my profile. I mean, they're all pretty much the same, it's just a matter of which brand name I like the best. Some of you said MySpace, and I said no way, because MySpace is the hunting ground for child molesters and rapists. I don't want to be associated with those Arabs, so I'm definitely going elsewhere with profile. A lot of you also said VampireFreak... Really? You don't know me at all, do you?

In the end it came down to FaceBook and J-Date... and I would've gone with J-Date if the Jews weren't so terribly unattractive. No, from now on, I, Spence Fiffield will be trackable on FaceBook. You can see all sorts of pictures of me, and my friends, and all that... stuff. Yeah, I know, FaceBook is lame. But until 'da man' approves my social networking site, 'VadgeBook', it will have to suffice.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1798822527&ref=name
Also, have you checked out http://yugiohcardmaker.net/? You can make pornographic children's playing cards! That appeals to the depraved molester in us all! hey, maybe I do belong on MySpace...