There's this goth chick on the forums who goes by the name of 'Raven' . Ooh , I totally haven't heard of a goth girl named Raven before . Does she listen to Kate Bush and cry a lot ? Jesus.
Anyway , she goes on about how totally f'ed up her life is and how she struggles to make it through a dark world . She also likes to put up ads for anti-abuse hotlines and women's centers all over her journal . So I made a cheerful post on her journal in an effort to turn her life around with a ten-ton truth bomb.
"I haven't seen domestic abuse ads this close to crap since I took a dump at the YWCA."
Should've done the trick right ? Wrong , wrong , wrong . She gets the moderators on me , running their mouths about how I offended the writer . Pardon me , but the writer is an idiot , and therefore needs to be verbally humiliated. Why ? Simple: shock therapy . This chick obviously doesn't know how annoyingly needy she's coming across as. So I told her . Pardon me , but when did it become offensive to tell people when someone farts in a crowded room , rather than let everyone drink the swampass in ?
That bitch has some serious growing up to do .
1 comment:
Bravo! Finally , a man with the balls to put whiny goth girls in their places ! I salute you sir , you truly are a God amongst men . Will you please impregnate my wife ?
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