For those of you who don't know who either of those guys are, just Wikipedia Emperor Nero. It actually makes sense when you look into it. Those of you who don't know who Richard Dawkins is need only look below, as I have assembled a completely unbiased dossier on him, and certainly did not copy and paste from The Onion at all (this time).
Richard Dawkins, known as Tricky Dick amongst politicos, is a militant atheist who claims that belief in God is a delusion, comparing it to a mental disorder.
"The patient typically finds himself impelled by some deep, inner conviction that something is true, or right, or virtuous: a conviction that doesn't seem to owe anything to evidence or reason, but which, nevertheless, he feels as totally compelling and convincing. We doctors refer to such a belief as 'faith'."
Dawkins argues that because holy wars stemming from faith in God have generated such an overwhelming amount of hatred and death throughout the history of mankind, that all religion must be abolished in favor of militant atheism. Or to quote the man himself:
"The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry."
Please note you aren't misreading that sentence; Dawkins just likes to put random words together to confuse people.
Now before I start getting hate-mailed by every member of Dawkins' cult, who totally crashed my cult's bake sale last summer, I should say that I am not a man of faith. Who needs faith when you're the leader of a radical terrorist organization/comedy blog? I feel that all faiths, just like all political leaders, have faults, and thus deserve painful humiliation and accusations of child gang rape; Atheism is no exception. However I don't believe any religion should be terminated (outside of Unitarians). If you believe in God, cool. If you don't believe in God, awesome. If you believe in Buddha, congratulations, you have an imaginary friend.
The fact of the matter is that this world is full of cunts, and cunts are cunts no matter what they believe in. I mean, would Hitler have been any less of a gaping, cum-soaked twathole if he murdered Jehovah's Witnesses instead? But Dawkins is a special breed of cunny waft, as he believes religion should be put to death like a Baumstein in Belsen. This is called destroying people's right to make up their own minds. Just because you have a beard to stroke doesn't mean you have the truth. In all honesty, NO ONE can say if God does or does not exist. We can debate all we want about how if there is a God, why would he/she/it allow good people to die, or create the Special Olympics when we aren't supposed to laugh, but every theory we can come up with is just a theory. Abolishing faith in God is just as bad as making faith in God government mandated.
True, people have gone to war over religious beliefs. But then again, people go to war all the time. Did Tricky Dick here ever tell you about something called 'racism'? Apparently, black people get killed or elected President solely because of the color of their skin. Shame. Or how about xenophobia, the fear and hatred of people that are from another country? The fact is people hate people and kill each other all the time. Destroying religion wouldn't save lives, it would just make us think up another reason to kill each other, like oil... Hmmmm, oil.
"Most of what we strive for in our modern life uses the apparatus of goal seeking that was originally set up to seek goals in the state of nature, just like my tight virgin ass uses the apparatus known as a French Tickler to achieve orgasm."
Besides, what does it matter what we believe in? We all know that the Rapture will soon be upon us, because Science has proven that Obama is the Anti-Christ. Soon, the Seven-Headed Beast will roar out of the ocean and give adoption rights to gays, and the moon will turn blood red! Red I tells ya! Luckily, I have a bomb shelter in my garage that will last us for decades, or until God finds us and murders us. But until then, you're more than welcome to join me! I can take up to twenty women and children (just kidding, women only), and up to fifteen dogs. But preferably fat dogs in case we run out of canned peaches early.
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