Friday, December 18, 2009

quickie: eight years later, and you're all still retarded

Eight years after the World Trade Center was attacked by terrorists and it still hasn't sunk in; some people just don't like the truth I guess.

Allow me to clarify the word Truth for the uninitiated. Truth is something that can be backed up by science or logic. It has to be rooted in either one or both of those in order to be Truth. Without science or logic, what you have are Lies. That is exactly what you'll find at 9/11 Truth, as well as on the Loose Change video series.

I'll focus on science first, and I promise to stay brief. Steel loses half of its strength at 648 degrees celsius. Jet fuel burns at 825 degrees celsius. So, in summation, yes, jet fuel can melt steel, because 825 is a bigger number than 648. Do you see how that works, you hippie liberal twat? Can't believe everything you see on YouTube.

Next, logic. Why in fuck would President George W. Bush, an American citizen, attempt to kill hundreds of thousands of his own people? For the hell of it? I know what you're thinking: "BUT DARSH GEORG EBUSH WAS A STOOPID PREZDENT LULZ". Shut the fuck up you fat sack of excrement. I'm not going to start a brand new argument about the merits of President Bush, because this is a quickie, so I'm trying to adhere to that standard. Regardless of wether or not George Bush was a bad president, I doubt genocide of the American people was on his agenda. I know every pothead with a hacky-sack and a Ziggy Marley album is going to chase me down because 'Bush was a murderer, man'. Whatever. This isn't about the war in Iraq, you putz. The fact of the matter is there is simply no incentive for ex-President Bush to kill hundreds of thousands of his own people. Think with your brain, if you haven't smoked it away yet.

Finally, I'd like to address post-9/11 youth. Grow up. No one cares about your stupid petitions to end suffering in Darfur, or Ghana, or wherever. People suffer. Nations go to war. IT HAPPENS. I'm not saying I support genocide in Rwanda or whatever, but signing a piece of fucking paper won't do jack. You want to help? Go to Africa and fight the good fight, chief. Signing a petition that would have to go through months if not years of bureaucratic legislation in order to become a bill that no politician with half a brain would touch for fear of losing his job HELPS NO ONE. Why don't you try to get pot legalized while you're at it? And stop bragging about your stupid marches and protests on FaceBook. I'm sick of hearing about it. A few weeks ago, a friend of mine named 'Greek Chick' said she saw some guy shop lift some Tide from Walgreens or something, and some skinny jean'd prick named 'Kick Naroutsos' put up a whole goddamn paragraph saying how he 'supports people stealing from fascist monopolies that have ruined this nation'. Wow, thanks for finally legalizing theft, Detective Dipshit! We were all waiting on a high school dropout like yourself to support legal burglary, and now that you do, I'm sure President Obama will personally introduce a bill to congress that legalizes rape and murder as well! Congratulations, asswipe, you've brought shame to an entire generation.

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